Your bank account. Unfiltered.

Your spending has jokes.
We have receipts.

Turn your monthly spending into a brutally funny, shareable recap. Get roasted, meet your spending personality, and leave with one actually useful money tip.

Less spreadsheet energy. More self-awareness.

Spend Roast hero

The monthly reality check

Funny enough to share. Useful enough to keep.

Our promise, not a testimonial

Roast the habits, not the human One useful tip in every recap Sharing is your call

From transactions to personality

Not another dashboard
you'll ghost.

A monthly ritual for people who want to be better with money, but would rather laugh than get lectured.

Sample roast · illustrative, not your data

The 2 a.m.
Snack Philosopher

“You don't have a delivery problem. You have a very expensive relationship with your sofa.”

One small move

Pick one delivery-free night this week. Future you gets the leftovers and the savings.

Spend Roast / your month, with no filter

01

Bring the receipts.

Connect your bank or card through a secure aggregator, or upload a statement. Your everyday spending becomes the material.

02

Meet your spending alter ego.

Swipe through your monthly recap: a spending personality, your most questionable category, and a roast that hits a little too close to home.

03

Laugh. Then do one thing better.

Take away one practical money tip. Share a card with friends, compare habits, or keep the whole roast to yourself.

Made for the group chat

Your recap is the content.

Story-ready cards for Instagram and TikTok, with a Spend Roast watermark. No need to post your bank statement to get the joke across.

Pick your level of self-awareness

Start with the laugh.
Go deeper when you're ready.

Explore the available plans below. Spend Roast's freemium approach pairs a spending recap with optional deeper insights and savings challenges.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
Get Started

Your next monthly ritual

Face the receipts.
Keep your sense of humor.

You don't need a perfect budget. Just a little curiosity, a little honesty, and the ability to take a joke.

Roast my spending
    Spend Roast — Your spending, unfiltered